i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”
and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”
also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”
white vegans be like “honey is unethical because the bees worked so hard on it that’s why I like the completely ethical alternative of sugar harvested by underpaid and abused fieldworkers”
"I’d rather insects be more comfortable than Brown people"
sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by sicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg
CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS”
I really need money rn so I’m gonna be selling Halloween Icons !
Send me a reference picture of you/your character/friend/whatever with your money, along with whatever spooky creature/monster you’d like you/them to be for this year’s spooky times and I’ll get it done ! If they’re already halloween themed, I’ll draw them normally or at their spookiest !
(Link your tumblr in the note as well, or your email address, for me to send the finished product to !)
My paypal is email@example.com, and the price is a solid $6.66.
Please be sure to send the money as sending it as friends/family, so I get my full amount of pay .
Feel free to message this tumblr or my main tumblr( located here ) if you have any questions .
Thank you very much, and stay spooky ! <3
p much my reaction to new updates on FNAF 2
look at these things
they’re like tiny
but instead of breathing fire they squeak and cuddle
and they have funny ears and noses
I mean really
bats are amazing
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